to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from halfassed to complete asshole, gives all
When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught. Also translates to the widely accepted term of" doing things half way" or" not 100. " The sexual context is the original form of" halfassed'
So he buys the lot of them for pennies on the dollar, has them cut in half and mounted to plaques with the caption" For all my half assed friends. " and sells them for 30 a pop. Dude made several thousand dollars on the deal. RIP Taylor, you were one funny guy.